if ur slutty enough to send a nude pic then u deserve to have it shared everywhere lmao
please send me nudes baby you're so beautiful i just wanna see more of you please baby i thought you loved me
oh my god? why not “oh our god”, you selfish prick? unfollowed and blocked
i’m all for boys wearing makeup mostly because if more of them got into it there’d be a bigger market and it wouldn’t cost $25 for an eyeshadow primer anymore
i can’t wait to go into the makeup aisle to get the latest man-color of guyshadow that comes in containers shaped like bullets and footballs
"Bruh I just went to sephora and got the sickest shade of eyeshadow"
"Sick dude what’s it called"
"Monster truck gas fumes"
when you say frozen wasnt that good white people be like
i cant fucking breathe
I went to an Arab-American comedy night and there was a Muslim guy making a joke about being in high school football.
"I was hit so hard, I saw Jesus. Do you know how hard you have to be hit to see somebody else’s god?"
This is what jokes about religion are supposed to look like.
do you ever pretend like you didn’t see something so the other person doesn’t feel embarrassed