boys:
if ur slutty enough to send a nude pic then u deserve to have it shared everywhere lmao

boys:
please send me nudes baby you're so beautiful i just wanna see more of you please baby i thought you loved me

nepeter:

oh my god? why not “oh our god”, you selfish prick? unfollowed and blocked

back-that-sass-up:

spyduck:

rupindah:

i’m all for boys wearing makeup mostly because if more of them got into it there’d be a bigger market and it wouldn’t cost $25 for an eyeshadow primer anymore

i can’t wait to go into the makeup aisle to get the latest man-color of guyshadow that comes in containers shaped like bullets and footballs

"Bruh I just went to sephora and got the sickest shade of eyeshadow"
"Sick dude what’s it called"
"Monster truck gas fumes"
"Niiiiiiiice"

surprisebitch:

milliardo:

when you say frozen wasnt that good white people be like

image

i cant fucking breathe

hoganddice:

takethethirdoption:

I went to an Arab-American comedy night and there was a Muslim guy making a joke about being in high school football.

"I was hit so hard, I saw Jesus. Do you know how hard you have to be hit to see somebody else’s god?"

This is what jokes about religion are supposed to look like.

ridge:

do you ever pretend like you didn’t see something so the other person doesn’t feel embarrassed